Snooki lookalike, and other bs no one cares about

Oh boy I think this next story just made my year (all five weeks of it) hearing that there is apparently a "Snookie look-alike" contest in DC the http://www.examiner.com/ is reporting. My question is, who would want to look like him? We have enough drunk, orange lushes who suck d!@# for free out there. Why have another one? Oh we've also heard that Christina Applegate had a baby girl. She named her Sadie Grace and it's a beautiful classy name. It's certainly not "Apple" or "Bronx" thank god. I think I can safely say no one needs anymore dumb names. Can you imagine it's bad enough someone like Nicole Kindman is your mother but to be named Sunday Rose? Sounds like Sunday Roast to me. That's not a flattering name at the least. People in school will be calling her beef roast after her fat azz! Poor thing won't even be able to cry since her mom od'd on some botox. She probably can't even smile poor baby. And to think her mom named her newest sibling "Faith". Now that's a pretty name. Bet Sunday Roast is gonna hate on her momma for screwing her like that. Who wants to bet she'll end up a porn start like Lawrence Fishburn's daughter? She'll be partying with Charlie Sheen no doubt. And that I tell you is ironic. Who in their right mind would want to party with that guy? I guess everyone has a price. What is yours? What would you take to party and "have fun" with ol Chas Peen? How much??